Is this the end?...
Monday, August 28, 2006
School is starting well... I know I have been saying that I am getting lazy to blog and I don't think I can keep up with bloging anymore... I am totally bored with it ahehe... So yea I might just post like once a week, once a month or once a year. It all depends on my mood. So yea, I'll still try to go online every now and then. Thanks y'all!
Kuazee - hey idol! HAHA! man thaks for keeping me entertained this summer! PODCAST! hi miss prekprek!
Jhed - Well yea you probably is the person I always talk to about everything... thanks man...
Kevin - Well, iho haha thanks for everythin... kaw ang unang una kong nakachat sa lahat ng blogger!
Cars - First of all Salamat sa layout! and sa mga nakakatuwang confe natin with Kev and Rina!
Rina - Salamat sa mga Jokes lol and all ahehe nakakaenjoy! May pasok ka na ren!
Juice - Well ahehe Juice! I really had fun talkin to you specially that VC with Noemi lol! vee ar hip! lolz I am kewl!
Rens - Well ahehe cool guy! I'm gonna miss those chats we have lol! It goes from one thing to another tsaka lage tayo nagtatalo! but its all in good fun! Salamat!
Rob - Ahehe Rob! Thanx for all em lessons? Ikaw ang teacher namin ni Rens haha! Wala lang dude!
Bevs - Ahehe akala mo nakalimutan na kita? Well thanks for then awkwards calls here! LOL! Ahehehe... thnks for the chats too! ahehe Big Mac! err I mean bake Mac!
Paula - Hey sexxie? LOL How's my mais model? ahehe Miss ko na chat mo!
Irvin - hey man lol eto pa artistahin? Ahehe Sale tayo PBB! Aeheh thanks for the chats man!
Ken - Haha lol you.. you... haha la lang salamat din sa chat!
Arvin - Ahehe musta na! aral lang hiatus nanaman? ahehe!
Ate Donita - Wala lang... balik ka na sa trabaho mo!? LOL!
Aaron S. - Huy nasan ka na? well... musta?
Sabrina - Ahehe kain tayu chicken! LOL musta na!?
Anjouli - Huy! musta na? Ahhehe salamat sa link button! Ahehe
MikMik- Hoy iho! Magaral! LOL wag mag share haha la lang musta?
Chris and Richard D - good luck sa inyo! ahehe pag ako'y may tanung sa iskwela baka ako'y matulungan nyo? HAHA jus kiddin...
Tsina and karla - Ahehehe mga iha? ahahaha wala lang musta na?
Marco - Hey man! Kamusta?
At sa mga baguhan ko na kilala... Richard C., Jinjiruks, Aaron D., at sa iba pang nakalimutan ko patawad... sigawan nyo na lang ako sa comment.
Salamat Ulit sa inyo!
Posted by Kiro @ 9:06 a.m. | |
HK and more
Sunday, August 27, 2006
I havent posted much because school is starting and I am getting busy LOL... I have so much stuff to do and to take care off. These past few days had been fun and I have been a bit busy with stuff.
August 25th
I went to the doctors and while I was there I got a call from my friend. I haven't seen them all for about a year and a half. Its because I moved away. Anyway a night out and watched a movie. We watched "Invincible" and then ate afterwards. Out of all the Football movies I have seen (the movies that focus on football: Rudy, Friday Night Lights and this), this was alright. Went to Wendy's talked about High School memories, all the the crazy, funny stuff that happened. It was a riot!, so funny!
August 26th
Driving Miss Wealthy (2004)
It was HK movie night and I watched "Driving Miss Wealthy". Well, its kinda like "Driving Miss Daisy" because it involves driving someone but this is way better! They were pretending that the driver was filipino because the girl only wants Filipino's to be her driver. Wow! Haha! It has more Filipino reference in the movie and I am recommending this to everyone. You better just watch it and find out for yourself. The movie is a bit funny too! The movie was mainly about a girl who has to learn a valuable lesson in life. Not take everything for granted and work kard on life. It is a pretty good movie.
August 27th
We went to church then headed to my mom's work picnic. It was alright... They had hotdog and burgers and It was somewhat fun because I was playing at those games they have set up. I was playing at the basketball thing. After the picnic we went and picked some fruit (pear). My mom's friends husband was picking the fruit up in a ladder and I was suppose to catch them. I caught most of it except for one. I was standing at the bottom of the ladder and I was not ready and i looked up then Whappak! this huge pear smacked me on my face. LOL! I think I got a small bump on my forehead.
Well thats about it! I am gonna be busy because school is starting and I have to do good!
Posted by Kiro @ 12:04 p.m. | |
Shakespeare
Monday, August 21, 2006
Well there's nothing here about Shakespeare... I just can't think of a good title and I just want to quote a line from his works and change it a little. "To blog or not to blog, that is the question?" HAHA! Well, I have been somewhat and "always" getting lazy to blog. I always post for consecutive days then stop posting for some time. I guess that is just my pattern and how I work on this blog.
Well, a lot of us are busy nowadays. We do have lives out of this blogging world right? (with the exception of vinks, who updates everyday) If your answer is no... then too bad. Oh and also I am a bit... lets not say lazy because if I have a dollar everytime I say that word I would be rich! Let's just say, I am slacking a bit. Idle ba... or AFK lol...
In about 2 weeks or a bit less, school will start ahehe. I really can't wait. But I am still a bit anxious with everything. I still have to finish some stuff that I haven't done and I still have to buy my expensive, not to mention heavy books. By the end of the month is my orientation. I am going to meet with my professor and fellow students. I still don't know what to expect. And I think like I said before I am going to be placed somewhere. I hope they put me on St. Michael's (I got my reasons) or somewhere closer.
Oh and before i forget one more reason why i don't go online much or blog much anymore is because I am currently banned haha... from using the PC. I have to get away from it to "better" my life. And please do read my two last entries, it was posted a bit late and I am just posting it now. Thanks!
Posted by Kiro @ 8:35 a.m. | |
HK film 1
Saturday, August 19, 2006
I am such a big fan of international movies especially the HK ones. Every Saturday from now on, I will be posting HK movie reviews. I have seen a couple of HK movies this past Saturdays, and they are not bad at all. So, basically I would be copying or better yet "borrowing" Jhed's popcorn post but mine would only focus on HK movies and I would not be using popcorn. And this is my first attempt to critic something, I apologize in advance for any mistake I will make.
China's Next Top Princess (2005)
At first I thought it was a reality TV show but it wasn't. The movie is more dramatic than comedy. It's a light drama with a touch of comedy. There is nothing more fun to watch than a bunch of girls fighting over to be a princess. Doing tasks and scheming to get the other participants out. I didn't quite saw the whole movie and it kind of confused me a bit because I didn't follow the whole story. Also one of the girls there... looks a bit like Neri Naig. LOL... The girls started to drop off one by one until two are left. They have both sabotaged another girl to get there. The only thing I didn't quite get much there is who the girls where. I get confused because they looks similar. But maybe I just didn't get to watch the entire film. Heat Team (2004)
This film is about two different cops who are partnered up. One of them is "girl crazy" and the other is "clueless about girls". The movie has a powerful comedy and great action. The comedy is more real than forced or acted out. They got a good connection and a great sense of humour. Their arguments are hilarious and weird at the same time. In the movie they try to solve and get the criminals who stole something valuable, put them to jail while dealing with each other. A regular cop action/comedy movie but with more comedy! I do recommend watching this one!Love on the Rocks (2004)
Love on the rocks is a romance/comedy/drama. It evolves around this guy who just got over a relationship and thinks what is wrong with his past relationships. Is he romantic enough or not?, that is mostly the main question in the movie. It shows the relationships that happened to both the guy and the girl. Relationship problems and misunderstanding in a relationship is in this movie. People can learn a lot from their experiences especially guys who wants to be more "romantic". It is a good chick-flick kind of movie with a touch of some blandness. I actually thought the time flew by fast and not much has happened in the movie and its already going to end. I probably enjoyed the movie that's why I notice the time.Elixir of Love (2004)
This comedy/love movie is alright. Its about a princess who has B.O. when she was born. By the time she has to get married, no one would marry her so they decided to make a competition on who can get rid of the princess' B.O. The comedy isn't so funny but I give a bit of credit for trying and the B.O. thing is original. The love story is alright and kinda cute somehow. But some of the "corny" comedy pulls the movie down a bit.This entry was brought to you with the help of Omni TV and Love HK Film. Oh and for those of you who would ask me what are those things I used instead of popcorn. they are Nachos... LOL... popcorn's too bland.
Posted by Kiro @ 10:41 a.m. | |
Blog TAG 5
Thursday, August 17, 2006
This tag is so overdue. I have been tagged by a couple of people and because it is overdue I cannot remember who all of they were, all I can remember is Paula. I also haven't done a tag post for a while now. It's good that someone still remembered me and tagged me. Tag gives me a day to think about what to write and post here. By this, readers get to know me a bit better. So, without any further ado, here it is.
Instructions:1. I watch sappy movies but also horror and action movies... Okay!
Post 10 things about you that are totally random and or stupid and shitty. No one really cares just post them. Then pick 5 people to do the same!
2. I drank a whole bottle (500ml) of Orange pop when I was young because I was so thirsty.
3. I am a fat lard!... love to eat food!... just bribe me with food and everything between us would be good. If you got a favour just feed me!
4. Contrary to what I said earlier... I am picky when it comes to food, but not that much. As long as it tastes good!
5. I cannot stand posers and everything just like it.
6. I have stage fright and cannot stand speaking through a crowd. I get all nervous and I will do anything just to avoid it.
7. I am hyper at nights and a goody two shoes during the day. HAHA! Just like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde... HAHA! or more recently... Gollum! LOL!
8. After seeing horror movie, I still get scared and can't sleep in the dark by myself. HAHA! May mumu sa tabi! lol...
9. I got too much gcm... LOL... well actually its not gcm its just m... I counted already! Oh btw its not all g okay! (sorry, a little inside joke there.)
10. And last but not the least. I miss the Philippines!
Wow... I am such a dork! So I am tagging these people:
Juice
Heneroso
Jhed
Vinkz
Rob
Posted by Kiro @ 7:31 a.m. | |
St. Michael's Hospital
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
As I logged of at YM Messenger and at my blog, I felt a little bit uneasy. Not because no one was online anymore at my list when I am online but because of test I have to do the next day. I went to bed thinking about it so much and I couldn't fall asleep, so I did try Jhed's suggestion before *wink*... drink warm milk. What were you thinking? But anyway, the next day (which is today) I woke up early, still thinking about it. Still thinking of what am I going to do and what is going to happen. I went online that morning, talked for a little bit and because I know most of them would be online.
Time passed by quickly and I had to go prepare for it already. I immediately went to take a shower and do prepared myself up. Fixed my hair, brushed my teeth, some cologne... you know, the works. I got out of the house still unsure of where the place is. However, I looked the previous night to where it is on the map so I am confident on myself that I could find it. I got on the bus, then on the Train then onto the subway making my way to downtown Toronto. I arrived at Queen Station and got off there. I know Queen because it goes straight out to Eaton Centre. I walked out of there and immediately looked around for where St. Michaels is. Viola! It was just one block away, just like what it told me to go on the map. *sigh*
I arrived there an hour early of my appointment so I decided to go around Eaton Centre. As I walk through the street of downtown Toronto, I can never find myself not to look at other people. I think because it is the city, everyone is different, everyone is busy walking fast paced, homeless on the streets, musicians and artist playing their instrument and drawing on the side walk for money. It really is a very different surrounding compared to here.
The hour was done and I had to go back to the hospital. I went around to look for the place I have to go to. I had to take an elevator to get there and the elevator was the oldest elevator you could ever find. Still uneasy on what's about to happen I got there and there was a lot of people (previous appointment). They all left until only three people where there. A Indian girl with her bf, me and an Indian lady with her family. The guy at the counter gave us a form to sign and fill up and we all paid. The guy was Filipino btw haha. The three of us followed the guy to this room and did the test there.
All this time I was worried about the test and it was only for us to test freakin masks! We tested what fits up so when we are in our placements, we know what mask to use. All this time I was worried of that because I wasn't sure of what's going to happen and that all we have to do. We also have to pay $30 to just test on a mask!?! Not to mention looking like an idiot while testing it because we had to wear this huge white thing like the hoods the KKK people use (the American KKK not the Filipino one). We looked like members of KKK there bending up and down, twisting our body, inhaling forcefully just to test that mask! I was thinking to myself why was I worried about this and what the heck are we doing? The test was funny as hell.
Posted by Kiro @ 10:27 p.m. | |
Jokes ni R!
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Nothin to do so heres a bunch of jokes from R! ahihi... its a compilation but I lost the entry (got deleted along with something else *wink*) so I asked R to tell me some more jokes! ahehehe... I have been meaning to do this for a while now... enjoy!
R: ano ang english ng matagal nang bulag?
Ako: Anu?
R: edi long time no see
R: anong animal ang dapat hindi mo kalaro?
Ako: ano?
R: edi cheetaah!
Ako: Nyeh!...
R: ano ang tawag sa magbenta ng isda?
Ako: Fish Vendor!
R: Di... edi selfish... magbenta. hindi nagbebenta.
Ako: oh okay...
R: eto! ano ang english ng babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim?
Ako: ano? ahehe
R: misunderstanding
Ako: Nyahah.
R: ano tawag pag nagbubunguan ang mga pato? (uii tagalog ng isang kind ng duck haha)
Ako: di ko alam. ano?
R: goosebumps!!
Ako: Nyeh!
R: anong food ang laging on the go?
Ako: fast food!!! ahehe tama?
R: di!!... mabilis un eh..
R: GOTO!!
Ako: nyahaha
R: eto last na >_<
R: use continue in a sentence............
R: "Oh, asan ang iba? Bakit ang CONTINUE?"
Ako: ok cge
Ako: ha?
R: ayun na ung joke eh
Ako: nyahaha... sorry na miss ko!
Ang corny! Nyahahahaha! Sorry for the corny post! I can't think of anything to do or post... the "kalansays" here went out for the night. (Di ako sinama!) Tomorrow will be a very busy day for me because i have to go to downtown Toronto for a little something something... for school ahehe! Dang them recquirements!
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May pahabol pa!
C: alam mo ba ung..
C: bakit bawal magsabi ng secret sa banko?
Ako: bakit?
C: kasi... may teller.
Posted by Kiro @ 10:46 p.m. | |
Escape
Monday, August 14, 2006
Huy huy shhhh don't tell anyone! shhhhh please don't! I escaped the baul and I'm currently hiding here with a couple others! Its good that the owner of this blog let me write in here... I am one of the "Kalansay sa baul" shhhhhh keep it down. I don't want to go back there! There's so many "kalansay's" there, its so crowded and hot. Luckily I escaped! it took me a while to escape... planning and scheming inside the baul. Oh by the way my name is Juan but you can call me Joshua ahehe! I hate that name... Juan... eww... its so "tagalog". Think whatever you want but yea I don't like it. I wish I landed at Cofibean's blog, on second though he might not let me write there and his english is so NATIVE eww... I can write better than him.
Anyway, its so orc-ish in the baul and full of natives, specially the owner of it. I really despise the baul. I have heard other "kalansay's" have escaped there too. I have no idea where the others went but they might have ended up in other blogs. I don't really care about them... if they're okay or not. I don't give a rat's ass if the blog they landed to will let them write there or not.
Dang it... don't bother me!! Grrr... oh man... the other kalansay's with me is so antsy. Thay want to butt in and write! grrr... shhh be quiet! shut up Yuri! Look what you made me do! Naisulat ko tuloy and sinasabe ko sa blog grrr! Stupid Chinoy! Go talk to Kiro... both of you looks like native orcs from China anyway! Oh and before I forgot... If you can read this Enday! I am with your sister! Bwahahahaha! Nagtanan na kame! Grrr okay fine! Yuri... go ahead and f*ckin write your crap!! Kung hindi ka lang bestfriend ni Nena, nasapak na kita! Oh and by the way call her Natalie... because Nena sounds orc-ish... okay? So yea I'll write again soon! Make-out session muna kame ni Natalie dito ahehe... and also before I forget... grrr F*CK the're tons of orc like pop ups in this orc natives blogs and other blogs ahehe...
Posted by Kiro @ 12:58 p.m. | |
After party
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Grrr... f*ck! Now I gotta re-write this whole entry! Well its because I went to someones blog and I clicked the comment thing and after a couple of minutes. A ton of pop up started to appear and wont stop. So I was forced to restart the PC without saving the entry. So anyway, Firts of all I would like to thank all of the people who greeted me and who's about to greet me ahehe! To Heneroso, Juice and Vinks... special thanks to you guys!
Well many people have been askin me what I did on my birthday. Well the very exciting and cool thing I did on my birthday is go to the doctors! Ahehe nothing beats going to the doctors on your birthday haha! hope I'm alright though... and don't worry about me *wink* I am fine!
Funny story by the way before i continue, i just have to stick this in my entry. I have broken plates and glasses before but now it has gone way worse! I am now breaking spoons and forks! Yes! you heard right! LOL! I think I'm turning into somekind of superhero nyahaha! Just kidding... the spoons, forks and knives' handle i might add are made out of some kind of plastic. So thats the explanation to that.
Well anyway I went out firday night with friends and ate out for dinner. I thought the dinner was for Rita, because her birthday was before mine but it was for both of us. I had fun but my "barkada" asked me if I can go to Playdium with them but I was already out with some other friends so yea I couldn't go with them. Its all good though. Well here is a couple of pictures and Juice's gift to me. Thanks again to everyone!
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Posted by Kiro @ 10:32 p.m. | |
I am twisted
Saturday, August 12, 2006
No. I am not Ron. So I'd be using the pronoun 'he' or 'his', instead of me. As I've said a while ago, I am not Ron. And no - there is no TOPIC but RON himself, and I am the one assigned to do this post.
I (which supposedly, is not Ron) met this guy last April. I was blog-hopping from a friend's blog and ended up in an orange blog. Yes, a dainty and a bright orange blog with a thingamajig on the left who happened to be an anime symbol - Killua Zordic of Hunter X Hunter. (God, I crave for Hunter X Hunter) This orange-y blog has a picture in its lower left; which tells me that this guy is a Singaporean, or Dao Ming Si.
Below, was his YM Status - online.
In the middle of that summer night, (about 12 midnight) I was taken back with what I've seen. Stupid. With all the littlest chance I got to chat with someone at 12 midnight, I added that guy without any hesitation.
His YM id happened tells me that his name is Ron.
Yet another factor that appeared on my list considering that he is a Singaporean or somehow associated with the Mongols - his blog's name is Kironobu. Fuck. Is Kironobu an alienated cuss word? And the orange blog was unbelievably, in my opinion - blank. Why orange? Why not purple mountain's majesty or red? Or raw sienna? Why, of all the colors on a 99 crayon set of Crayola - is it orange?
What the heck is my first impression with this git?
Weird. Unbelievably stupid, more stupid than Cofibean (or Sturbuck) himself. Maybe he is a shy guy who happened to trample himself to Canada. Yes, another weird fact - he had slanted eyes, his blogname - Kironobu, yet he lives in Canada.
So he is Genghis Khan living in Canada. A mixture of a Mohawk and a Chinese blood is - I have no idea. BUT, he speaks Filipino in his blog.
I chatted with him and wonder why he lurks in the middle of the night. Then I forgot about Magellan's expedition; the world is definitely round - or scientifically and specifically speaking - oblate spheroid. Enough with that. For short, we're chatters living in two different time zones.
Then, I knew his name.
Ron Gerald Cheng Marc.... (his last name is intentionally unfinished and replaced with dots for privacy) Anyway, the last name is not important. He lived back in his childhood here in Philippines. Then he transferred to Australia with his family, now - in Canada. So, is Egypt next? Or maybe Lebanon would be better.
His nation-hopping boggles my mind.
He runs with a Chinese blood. Same here, oops - I must not give a clue about myself. And then, we finished the chat with lots of weird first impressions; hoping that it COULDN'T BE TRUE.
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You see, Ron is a goody-goody man. In my opinion, he is the holiest shit of all guys in the blogging world; no - he did not take any course regarding Religion or a candidate of papacy. He is just, a good guy. He is a guy without any love interest: although this is my opinion. Girls are just inches away from him, so maybe he doesn't really need to look for them.
Ron, so far - is my opposite in terms of my bad-ass language. But he also say 'Fuck' and other cuss words.
I would also like to meet his sister! Yes. They're two in the family, Ron and this unknown sister. He told me not to chat with her sister since I looked like a rapist or something. The nerve! But I really want to grab this chance to talk to her sister. I do not know why, but I am expecting that her sister is very pretty.
Ron, don't get mad at me!
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Lastly, I would like to thank this guy for somehow giving me comfort back when I was depressed in my life. Thanks for that, dude!
Today is his birthday. Let every Chinese bake a cake for you. May your hunger for sexual pleasure and contentment in your life somehow be banished at this very day. Wow - you're 20!
PS: Don't you dare to ASK who the writer of this post is. I am the son of Jessica Zafra. And I am a very illogical man who wanted to build the biggest spiderweb in the world. *evil laugh*
Posted by Kiro @ 3:35 a.m. | |
SexyBlogBack
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Ahehe first of all... Hello! ahehe shout out goes to all you guys... anyway today I was browsing through my older post and its fun to reminisce the past and all the things that happened. All your corniness (is that even a word?) in the past. All you said and all you did. You can't believe that you said all of that and what were you thinking at that time. It is so funny to read your older post specially if you're blog has been up for a long time.
Also I looked at other people's blogs and looked at their past entries. You can learn a lot from people through their old post. I went around to other people's blogs and read a bit of their old post and also checked when I landed on their blog for the first time and started really talking to them. And I also checked on my blog when was the first time people landed on my blog. I was talking to Jhed about my past entries and I remembered my 100 to DO list entry, and I'll update you on that if I get to accomplish one. And I also realized that I know and talked to some of you guys for 3 months now. Hope it will last eh?
Anyway, i think I'm going in circles so I'll stop that thought. But first I would like to reveal a secret to all of you guys hahaha! Its not me who wrote the last entry. It was none other than my good friend, Gener aka Heneroso. I was too lazy to make an entry and asked him to make me one. You probably or may not have noticed the errors in the entry. I would like to correct and clarify them a bit. I am not in the process of getting a third job yet and I am only waiting for my Community Centre jobs to start again. I truly was in a hurry becaus I had a doctor's appointment when I asked him to write that. And finally, I am not hanging on a hanger! lol... he's right though na MALAYO mangyare yun, and he is the one that started saying that thing. Also people have been asking me when my birthday is... well it is on Saturday August 12th. Thank you! :) In addition to that I got my sidebar backa gain! thanks to view source ahehe!
Posted by Kiro @ 11:03 p.m. | |
Linggo ng Wika
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Ngayun, ipinagdidiwang ng mga Pilipino ang Linggo ng wika, kaya Filipino ang aking post, ngayun. Kakaiba talaga kapag sa Filipino nakasulat ang isang talata, kapag Pinoy ang nagbabasa, mas malakas ang tama nito sa tao, tagustagusan. Pero talagang isiningit ko nalamang ito, dahil nga napaka busy ng aking iskedyul ngayung linggo, madami akong inaasikaso sa eskwela, ngayun nga habang itinatayp ko ito, akalain mo na nilalakad ko ang aking "Third Job", pati na din ang trabaho ko sa Community Centre.
Maikli lang talaga ang post na ito, dahil nga nagmamadali na ako, aalis pa kasi ako eh, at gusto ko lamang kayo i-update sa mga nangyayari sa buhay ko, baka kasi kumalat nanaman ang tsismis na nakasabit na ako sa Hanger ng aking kwarto, na malayo mangyari. Siya nga pala, Agosto na at malapit na ang aking kaarawan, wala lang... nag paparamdam lang... sana magparamdam din kayo.
Posted by Kiro @ 10:58 a.m. | |
Exit lines
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Well I have to be fair and not just go and favour the pick up lines. Hmm but If someone tried to pick me up hahaha I'll try to use these... I mean if ever and err nevermind... anyway for the ladies out there... maybe you can use these. Enjoy!
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather.
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??
He says "Where have you been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you... how the hell did you find me?"
Guy: I would die for you...
Girl: Prove it!
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
Guy: So, wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.
Guy: But I don't know your name.
Girl: That's in the phone book too.
Guy: I know how to please a woman.
Girl: Then please leave me alone.
Boy: I want to give myself to you.
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
Boy: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
Girl: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then!
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
Guy: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Girl: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.
Posted by Kiro @ 5:56 p.m. | |
Pick up lines
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Well I'm bored and I got nothing to post. I'll start the month easy... Let's just all laugh and share moments together hahaha... I wish these things work and I'll probably use some of them. However I'll look like a big idiot saying them... Hahaha! Here's a bunch for you guys to use. Cheesy as it may sound... but its still dang hilarious!
- Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
- If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
- Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
- Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
- I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
- I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
- You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
- Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
- I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
- True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
- You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.
- Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
- Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
- How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
- I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
- You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
- I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
- Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
- Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
- Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
- Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
- Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
- Do you believe in fairytales, because one is about to start.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Excuse me, my mouth hurts will you kiss it?
- My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.
- You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Posted by Kiro @ 11:03 p.m. | |
Phone Call
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
A telephone is a means of comunication. It connects people from different parts of the world. People sometimes get addicted to it and "telebabad". Well I'm not much of a phone person but sometimes I do like to talk. Here and there... whatever my mood is. I remember the longest conversations I have with different girls, I am always the one that gives up first. They can really go for hours and hours!
Grrr... I dislike phones sometimes. I always get calls from some weird telemarketers... with weird promo's and gimicks. I'm guessing they're from the Philippines hahahha... but yea... anyway... just kidding. In all my life I had many memorable phone calls, weird one, funny one, angry one and sometimes just plain weird. I will try and re-tell them to you guys as clear as I can remember however I am not going to re-tell the angry one ahehe... I can't really remember the whole thing but it involves swearing on the phone.
I was sleeping
*ring*ring*
I got up and answered the phone
All the person on the other side can hear is a loud crashing.
I fell off the couch.
*ring*ring*
Me: Hello!
Lola's friend: Hello! Sino ka?
Me: Sino ka rin?!?
*hangs up*
*ring*ring*
Me: Hello!
Lola's friend: Hahahaha! Ako toh! Si Lola (name)
*ring*ring*
Me: Hello!
Some guy: Hello! Great Wok of China?
*ring*ring*
Me: Hello!
Girl:Hello!
Me:Hi?
Girl:Hi?
*covers up the mouth piece... pretending I hanged up*
Girl: Hello? Hi? Hello... Hi...
*I hanged up*
Ahehehe... I got other weird phone calls that happened to me but I can't remember them all. its not like i go memorizing all the phonecalls I get. Oh and to the people who plans to call me or had or will have the chance to talk to me on the phone, I don't joke around on the phone if I don't know who I am talking to! LOL! I will hang up on you as fast as you can say Mississippi...
And do not piss me off hahahaha! Just Kidding! Oh Bevs!...
And oh yea... phone phone... the only thing I miss about Philippine calls is a random person asking you to be their phonepal!!!! Whats the deal with lonely people who's got to randomly call anyone and ask them to be their friend hahahahha!!! good times... good times... funneh! Pwede ba makipag Phone pal?
Posted by Kiro @ 6:54 p.m. | |